omg i remembered the email to seb’s account YAY!!

except now i have like 3 victoire-weasley emails in the log-in drop down help

e-twist replied to your post: e-twist replied to your post: Good sensibilities…

Tee hee. c: That was a great time, Sebster, and in retrospect it was also a fantastic idea. You should be. And I will tell him myself, if I have to.

for you, maybe. for me, not so much. and it seems like all your fantastic ideas involve injuring me in some way. oh god. be prepared to release the kraken, or something.

e-twist replied to your post: Good sensibilities are /all/ I have, Mars bar. I don’t know what you’re trying to say. Tch. I’ll train him to be an assassin, then.

I speak only in truths, Sebbywebby. I might hesitate for /you./ That counts for something, right. Good. Your brother has better taste than you.

right. like that time you convinced me it was fine to eat five acid pops at once, right, and i ended up in mungo’s needing to regrow my entire tongue? …i’m touched. sort of. oh god, don’t ever say that, please. he might hear you and have an ego-explosion. :I

Did someone say circus? 

p-tunafish:

sebby-dm:

….leave.

I can’t, Seb, I live here. Plus, Mum and Dad love me more. They wanted to tell you a while ago, but I didn’t have the heart to tell you. Sorry to break it to you now.

i swear, you were switched at birth with my real brother.

Did someone say circus? 

….leave.

(Source: p-tunafish, via p-tunafish)

Did someone say circus? 

p-tunafish:

sebby-dm:

p-tunafish:

I’m down for that.

#my brother is stupid and doesn’t use proper capitalization

how are we related

Nice of you to crash the conversation, grammatically-incorrect idjit.

And that’s a good question. I’ve been wondering that myself. Then I read a biology textbook and learned that it’s cos Mum and Dad got a bit too frisky.

dear mum and dad,

greetings from hogwarts. as an older brother, i always have pallas’ best interests in mind and often worry about the quality of his education. thus i prompt an important question: is it really too late to ship him off to military school?

the weather is just great here. miss you guys.

love,

seb

Did someone say circus? 

p-tunafish:

I’m down for that.

#my brother is stupid and doesn’t use proper capitalization

how are we related

or so you say, twisty straw. i’m trying to say that you wouldn’t hesitate to cut anyone’s pinky off, promise or not. i’m 90% certain he’d like that, too.

is it bad that ‘call me maybe’ is stuck in my head